August 2012
beneathalandslide:
thanks for looking past all the ugliness i know i manifest every single day in my life to like me enough to be my friend, even in my most broken moments and through all my questionable life choices.
i probably owe you a lifetime and yet, you would be willing to settle for a cup of milktea.
vandominia:
iou-a-pancake:
paging-doctorfaggot:
314eater:
what the fuck happened to shia labeouf
he started eating people
he looks like jesus.
maybe he ATE jesus
oh my fucking god
birdpear:
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
birdpear:
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
highsch00ls:
5evamore:
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
coconut-kid:
don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. but you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. they’d know how insecure you really are. so...
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
walkingd1saster:
why don’t i have a best friend that just randomly shows up at my house whenever they feel like it and my parents love them and treat them like another child and they steal food from my house because they can and we dance on my bed and jam to music and we know each other’s every thought and secret
why did hollywood make me think i would have this
When people walk real fucking slowly in hallways... →
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