My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Set Fire to the Rain
charliexxx: hahaha oh my god.
Being weird is so much fun... →
funniest10k: when someone talks to you: when you and your bestfriend say something at the same time: At a 5 star restoraunt: Laughing: Talking to your crush: Explaining directions to someone: Flirting: Giving your bestfriend a hug: And people just look at you like: and you’re just like: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11. →
funniest10k: People are younger than 11 on here? Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly →
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When I'm supposed to stay awake, I'm like
sinistersurf: But when I’m supposed to sleep, I’m like
imjustalovemachine: vipvictor: Jude Law dramatically reading a bit of “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga “bluffin’ with my muffin’” LOL
finn-hudson: finn-hudson: finn-hudson: finn-hudson: finn-hudson: Hi this is Amalia’s dad here to post that she sucks and smells bad :) DAD GET OFF MY Blog WHAT THE FUCK It’s your fault for leaving your computer in the living room! Also you’re taking a long time in the bathroom. Also if you go on your blog you can reblog yourself! GET OFF RIGHT NWO HWAHT ETH FUCK No.
celebrer: when you have a crush on someone that apparently likes someone else and youre like wow ok thanks i will sit here and continue to be alone forever x”XxXXX